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No You Can't

When you can't produce what you promise

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Whatever you can, count. - Sir Francis Bacon

Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Yelling Irish, you can sound like an angry Leprechaun. - Norman Reedus

Just do the best you can. No one can do more than that. - John Wooden

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry. - Abraham Lincoln

The first great gift we can bestow on others is a good example. - Morell

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

First gain the victory and then make the best use of it you can. - Horatio Nelson

If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve. - Ashleigh Brilliant

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. - WC Fields

Don't run as hard as you can - run as fast as you can without straining. - Jack Daniels

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Once you become real, you can't become unreal again. It lasts for always. - Margery Williams

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

You can't stop being afraid just by pretending everything that scares you isn't there. - Michael Marshall

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to be a hundred. - Woody Allen

You can't say that civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way. - Will Rogers

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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