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We want playmates we can own. - Jules Feiffer

Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown

Don't be afraid, you can do it. - Steve Jobs

If you can't be kind, at least be vague. - Judith Martin

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

Truth is simply whatever you can bring yourself to believe. - Alice Childress

You can't hold a man down without staying down with him. - Booker T. Washington

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so. - Lord Chesterfield

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country. - John F Kennedy

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E.B. White

You can never step into the same river twice for new waters are always flowing on to you. - Heraclitus

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help other people get what they want. - Zig Ziglar

You can't say that civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way. - Will Rogers

If you don't like something, change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it. - Mary Engelbreit

The longer you live, the more you realize you can't change the world, but it doesn't have to change you. - Unknown

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

Earn all you can,
Spend all you can,
Save all you can,
But for heaven's sake,
Give all you can. - John Wesley

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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