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When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can only be afraid of what you think you know. - Jiddu Krishnamurti

You can't have everything. Where would you put it? - Steven Wright

Power is nothing unless you can turn it into influence. - Condoleezza Rice

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo Proverb

You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry. - Abraham Lincoln

The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it. - Dave Chappelle

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. - Wernher von Braun

It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from there. - Pierre Trudeau

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them. - Ernest Hemingway

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. - Jean Kerr

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

In order for a thing to be horrible it has to suffer a change you can recognize. - Ray Bradbury

Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country. - John F Kennedy

You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself. - Albert Einstein

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

You can't say civilization don't advance... for every war they kill you a new way. - Will Rogers

You can't change your situation. The only thing you can change is how you deal with it. - 500 Days of Summer

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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