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New Year's Stag Party

All of Bubba's friends looked forward to New Years

New Year's Stag Party thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Celebrating the New Year at a Redneck Duck Dynasty-approved house

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A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

I want to be formal, but I'm here to party. - Unknown

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. - John Selden

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. - John Burroughs

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. - Unknown

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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