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New Canadian Species

Bootiful mud puppies

New Canadian Species thanks to Wayne Nowazek

With recent overabundance of rain, a new species has appeared in Canada

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Dolly Parton

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species. - Dave Barry

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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