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Never Give Up

Survival in life's game of chess

Never Give Up thanks to Barry McCartney

Standing your ground against daunting odds

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Never give up on anybody. - Hubert H. Humphrey

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

Let's continue to stand up for those who are vulnerable to being left out or marginalized. - Hillary Clinton

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. - Evan Esar

One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights, fall down miserably on their duties. - Unknown

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I stand up for what I believe. I don't know if it's always paid off for me, because I've been ridiculed and humiliated. - Kevin Costner

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

There are always a few who stand up in times of communal madness and have the courage to say that what unites us is greater than what divides us. - Geraldine Brooks

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien


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