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Never Give Up

Survival in life's game of chess

Never Give Up thanks to Barry McCartney

Standing your ground against daunting odds

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Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen

To me, bravery is to stand up for what you believe in. - Sophie Turner

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

Being brave is only standing up when you're afraid. - Jon Steele

There are things you stand up for because it's right. - Nikki Giovanni

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Someone has to stand up and speak for the freedoms of the little guy. - Christopher Monckton

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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