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Napoleon

How Napoleon Bonaparte took a power nap

Napoleon thanks to Shirley Varley

Showing the benefits of napping

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Even Napoleon had his Watergate. - Yogi Berra

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Ahh, hard to see, the Dark Side is. - Yoda

OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

Even the candle seller dies in the dark. - Colombian Proverb

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. - Carrie Snow

That man is truly good who knows his own dark places. - Beowulf

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Prejudice comes from being in the dark; sunlight disinfects it. - Muhammad Ali

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

It's a temporarial blowout here. All the houses on the block are dark. - Archie Bunker

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Stare at the dark too long and you will eventually see what isn’t there. - Cameron Jace

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

I am terrified by this dark thing
That sleeps in me;
All day I feel its soft, feathery turnings, its malignity. - Sylvia Plath

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung


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