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Napoleon

How Napoleon Bonaparte took a power nap

Napoleon thanks to Shirley Varley

Showing the benefits of napping

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All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Don't be afraid of the dark. Shine! - Vera Nazarian

Even the candle seller dies in the dark. - Colombian Proverb

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

It was like trying to see a shadow in the dark. - Melissa Andrea

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. - Steven Wright

It's as dark out there as the black hole of Dakota. - Jack Dyer

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Prejudice comes from being in the dark; sunlight disinfects it. - Muhammad Ali

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

It's a temporarial blowout here. All the houses on the block are dark. - Archie Bunker

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Stare at the dark too long and you will eventually see what isn’t there. - Cameron Jace

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous, unpremeditated act without benefit of experience. - Henry Miller

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

No matter how deep and dark your pit, how dank your shroud, their heads are heroically unbloody and unbowed. - Ogden Nash

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Become a possibilitarian. No matter how dark things seem or actually are, raise your sights and see the possibilities. - Norman Vincent Peale

Know there will be dark days. There will be more dark days than good days, but the few good days are really, really good. - Steve Wynn

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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