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My Toaster Is Broken

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My Toaster Is Broken thanks to Keith Blake

From Bubba's 'toaster oven recipes' book

My Toaster Is Broken thanks to Keith Blake

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Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven. - Bill Bryson

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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