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My Time

If Pablo Picasso created wall clock sculptures

My Time thanks to Sonya Zupan

Interpetive wall clock captures timing of another work day

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

Time goes, you say? Ah, no! Alas, Time stays, we go. - Austin Dobson

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

There's always time for the things you put first. - Unknown

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

It's only supposed to take off a little microscope at a time. - Archie Bunker

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

I used to have an hourglass figure, then the sands of time shifted. - Unknown

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad. - Jimmy Buffett

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer. - Walter Scott

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E.B. White

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. - Jean Paul Richter

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. - George Burns

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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