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My Time

If Pablo Picasso created wall clock sculptures

My Time thanks to Sonya Zupan

Interpetive wall clock captures timing of another work day

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Live with no time out. - Simone de Beauvoir

Comedy is tragedy plus time. - Carol Burnett

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time. - Bette Midler

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

Forever is a long time, but not as long as it was yesterday. - Dennis H'Orgnies

Waste no more time arguing about what a good person should be. Be one. - Marcus Aurelius

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. - George Burns

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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Scuba Diving Sucks

Water Bomber Pilot

Car Paint

Scottish Haircut

The Definition Of Old

Redneck Pool Table

Clint Eastwood

Playing Through

Island Music

Arch Enemies

Firemen's Revenge

Pipeline Security

Gun Exhaust

Canadian Food Chain

Flintstone Drum Set

Bird Cage Illness

Grasping Shirt

Lip Clouds

Key Frame

Texas Office Chair

IKEA Food Size

It's A Cracker

Construction Clouds