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My Life Goal

Believing that you can do anything you set your mind to

My Life Goal thanks to Howard Chapman

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Life is not life unless you make mistakes. - Joan Collins

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

Don't go through life, grow through life. - Eric Butterworth

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin

To enter life by way of the vagina is as good a way as any. - Henry Miller

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

Don't let making a living prevent you from making a life. - John Wooden

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. - Ron White

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

We live very close together. So, our prime purpose in this life is to help others. - Dalai Lama

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but failing to use that one talent. - Unknown

I've written 17 novels, and I've found out that fiction can't keep up with real life. - John Grisham

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

The man is happiest who lives from day to day and asks no more, garnering the simple goodness of life. - Euripides

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitude. - William James

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. - Ike Barinholtz

You can get everything you want or need in life if you just help enough people get what they want and need. - Zig Ziglar

Challenges should not be seen as obstacles but rather as opportunities for acquiring new experiences in life. - Unknown

My goal is simple. It is complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all. - Stephen Hawking

When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?" - Sydney Harris

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in this life. - Jean Paul Richter

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself. - Harvey Fierstein

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien


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