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My Life Goal

Believing that you can do anything you set your mind to

My Life Goal thanks to Howard Chapman

What is your aspiration/goal in life?

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Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

I have always had a dread of becoming a passenger in life. - Margareth II, Queen of Denmark

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? - Vincent Van Gogh

What is drama after all, but life with the dull bits cut out. - Alfred Hitchcock

The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved. - Victor Hugo

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Gammy used to say, "Too much scrubbing takes the life right out of things." - Betty MacDonald

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

If you live your life afraid because you're afraid to live, then you live no life at all. - Unknown

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things. - Frank A. Clark

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

Setting a goal is not the main thing. It is deciding how you will go about achieving it and staying with that plan. - Tom Landry

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor. - Henry David Thoreau

I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. - Maya Angelou

Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind. - Henry James

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper


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