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My First Accident

Can't miss a great opportunity for a photo op!

My First Accident thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Perhaps not the safest place to be on the road

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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

A selfie a day keeps insecurities away. - Unknown

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale


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