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Mud Pie

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Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square. - Unknown

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. - Jay Leno

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

I have a very big sweet tooth and I love treating myself to something that I wouldn't necessarily eat during the tournament such as a nice-sized cake. - Maria Sharapova

Baking cookies is equal to Queen Victoria running an empire. There's no difference in how seriously you take the job, how seriously you approach your whole life. - Martha Stewart

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. - Dave Barry

A happy life is made up of little things - a gift sent, a letter written, a call made, a recommendation given, transportation provided, a cake made, a book lent, a check sent. - Carol Holmes

One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy evening - the best piece of pie you have ever eaten in your life - and can never find again. - Lemony Snicket

When I went to visit this rice cake plant, I hadn't realized how the rice cakes were made. As soon as I saw the molds of rice and how the heat pops it like popcorn, the light bulb went off. This is popped. This isn't baked or fried. - Keith Belling


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