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Moving South

Tips for Northerners moving to the South

Moving South thanks to Roy Taylor

Remember, Northerners: “Y’all” is singular.
“All y’all” is plural.
“All y’all’s” is plural possessive.

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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Life begins at retire-meant. - Joe-kster

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere. - Robert Anthony

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? - Robin Williams

People do not retire. They are retired by others. - Duke Ellington

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit - retire! - Groucho Marx

Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Example moves the world more than doctrine. The great exemplars are the poets of action. - Henry Miller

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Life is not about all the wrong moves you made. Life is about the one right move that made all the difference. - James Lockhart

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on. - Oprah Winfrey

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. - Samuel Johnson

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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