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Mistaken Door

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Mistaken Door thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. - Voltaire

Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken. - Donald Trump

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. - Dorothy Parker

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. - Voltaire

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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