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Missing Piece Statue

Art sculpture ideas for scenic walkers

Missing Piece Statue thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Seeing through a walking traveler's day

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A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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