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Missing Piece Statue

Art sculpture ideas for scenic walkers

Missing Piece Statue thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Seeing through a walking traveler's day

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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one. - Cavett Robert

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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