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Missing Piece Statue

Art sculpture ideas for scenic walkers

Missing Piece Statue thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Seeing through a walking traveler's day

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. - Earl Wilson

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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