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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois


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