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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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