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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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