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Men Are The Same At Any Age

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Men Are The Same At Any Age thanks to Jim Serritella

Boys will be boys

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Boy: a noise with dirt on it. - Unknown

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. - Plato

Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing. - Aesop

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste they hurry past it. - Soren Kierkegaard

Truly intelligent men know better than to take themselves too seriously. - Unknown

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. - Abba Eban

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

I'm a man. Men have got another thing... they got waddya call, a carnival instinct. - Archie Bunker

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown


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