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Media Bondage

Surviving another day of newspaper drudgery

Media Bondage thanks to Howard Chapman

More bad news in the mainstream media

Why can’t news nowadays be more positive?
But then again, you DO have an alternative!

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Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much. - Unknown

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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