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Media Bondage

Surviving another day of newspaper drudgery

Media Bondage thanks to Howard Chapman

More bad news in the mainstream media

Why can’t news nowadays be more positive?
But then again, you DO have an alternative!
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Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. - Salvador Dali

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

It is better to be making the news than taking it; to be an actor rather than a critic. - Winston Churchill

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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