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Media Bondage

Surviving another day of newspaper drudgery

Media Bondage thanks to Howard Chapman

More bad news in the mainstream media

Why can’t news nowadays be more positive?
But then again, you DO have an alternative!

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The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else. - John Madden

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert Bayard Swope

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury


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