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Marine Secrets

8 things the Marines aren't telling the Navy

Marine Secrets thanks to Keith Blake

Things you must know

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

The secret of getting things done is to act! - Dante Alighieri

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

The secret of being boring is to say everything. - Voltaire

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. - Voltaire

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

The secret of being tiresome is to tell everything. - Voltaire

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

A neurosis is a secret you don't know you're keeping. - Kenneth Tynan

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran


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