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Marine Secrets

8 things the Marines aren't telling the Navy

Marine Secrets thanks to Keith Blake

Things you must know

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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

The secret of getting things done is to act! - Dante Alighieri

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do. - James M. Burrie

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

Let thy discontents be thy secrets. If the world knows them, it will despise thee and increase them. - Benjamin Franklin

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran


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