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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx

In California you lose a point off your IQ every year. - Truman Capote

I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life. - Bruce Willis

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

The point of living is to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive. - Dale Carnegie

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Definiteness of purpose is the starting point of all achievement. - W. Clement Stone

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

There's no point in burying a hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site. - Sydney Harris

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week. - Will Rogers

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another. - George Carlin

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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