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Manitoba Spring Day

Camouflage farmer waits out winter storm

Manitoba Spring Day thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Henry uses his Ski-Doo to track down lost cattle

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Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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