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Mandela Perspective

Viewing the twists and turns of Nelson Mandela's life

Mandela Perspective thanks to Howard Chapman

Choosing the right view-point in Africa

Mandela Perspective thanks to Howard Chapman

Mandela Perspective thanks to Howard Chapman

Mandela Perspective thanks to Howard Chapman

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All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose


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