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Mandela Perspective

Viewing the twists and turns of Nelson Mandela's life

Mandela Perspective thanks to Howard Chapman

Choosing the right view-point in Africa

Mandela Perspective thanks to Howard Chapman

Mandela Perspective thanks to Howard Chapman

Mandela Perspective thanks to Howard Chapman

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Fate is character. - William Winter

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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