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Mandela Perspective

Viewing the twists and turns of Nelson Mandela's life

Mandela Perspective thanks to Howard Chapman

Choosing the right view-point in Africa

Mandela Perspective thanks to Howard Chapman

Mandela Perspective thanks to Howard Chapman

Mandela Perspective thanks to Howard Chapman

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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