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Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

Everyone is in love with their own ideas. - Carl Jung

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson

The pursuit of truth is like picking raspberries. You miss a lot if you approach it from only one angle. - Randal Marlin

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno


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