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Look At It This Way

Music from a different viewpoint

Look At It This Way thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Making note of a child's perspective

What's your definition of childhood innocence?

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Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

Every boy has more talent than he will ever develop. - Unknown

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

Sometimes only a change of viewpoint is needed to convert a tiresome duty into an interesting opportunity. - Alberta Flanders

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes


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