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Look At It This Way

Music from a different viewpoint

Look At It This Way thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Making note of a child's perspective

What's your definition of childhood innocence?

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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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