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Look At It This Way

Music from a different viewpoint

Look At It This Way thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Making note of a child's perspective

What's your definition of childhood innocence?

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Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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