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Look At It This Way

Music from a different viewpoint

Look At It This Way thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Making note of a child's perspective

What's your definition of childhood innocence?

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Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Talent is a wonderful thing, but it won't carry a quitter. - Stephen King

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Sometimes only a change of viewpoint is needed to convert a tiresome duty into an interesting opportunity. - Alberta Flanders

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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