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Long Lost Book

Can you find the missing book in this series?

Long Lost Book thanks to Justin Bledsoe

Search for the missing masterpiece

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The entire series I was angry. - Donald Trump

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

Human life is but a series of footnotes to a vast obscure unfinished masterpiece. - Vladimir Nabokov

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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