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Live Catfish Display

Almost live freshwater catfish for sale

Live Catfish Display thanks to Barry McCartney

I wonder what the dead ones look like...

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We think in generalities, but we live in detail. - Alfred North Whitehead

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live. - Elbert Hubbard

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

You cannot truly say you live well unless you eat well. - Nigella Lawson

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. - Mae West

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

The highest standard of living - the grossest national product. - Archie Bunker

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you ever live in a country run by a committee, be on the committee. - William Graham Sumner

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. - Adlai Stevenson

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

He who has a "why" to live, can bear with almost any "how". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious. - Steven Wright

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. - Abe Lemons

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. - Larry Lorenzoni

So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key. - the Eagles

Just have one more try - it's dead easy to die. It's the keeping-on-living that's hard. - Robert W. Service

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

I'm not in this world to live up to your expectations and you're not in this world to live up to mine. - Bruce Lee

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

"We had to save you because you're the mockingjay, Katniss," says Plutarch. "While you live, the revolution lives." - Suzanne Collins

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway


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