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Limited Capacity Bridge

Weight restrictions by nationality

Limited Capacity Bridge thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

The mind is the limit. As long as the mind can envision something, you can do it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Obey the voice within - it commands us to give of ourselves and help others. As long as we have the capacity to give, we are alive. - Kirk Douglas

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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