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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Apprentice 4 is the best by far, the best show we've done. - Donald Trump

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

There have been 11 copies of The Apprentice and every one of them has failed. - Donald Trump

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers


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