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International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

I think there was confusion between Martha's "Apprentice" and mine. - Donald Trump

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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