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Diffraction, Refraction, and Reflection

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari


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