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Diffraction, Refraction, and Reflection

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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