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I paid too heavy a price for perestroika. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Unknown

I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year. - Archie Bunker

If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else. - Booker T Washington

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't consider myself a heavy drinker, I often go hours without touching a drop. - Noel Coward

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

I do know what my first meal in the next world would be: Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, heavy on everything. - Rachael Ray

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Greatness and nearsightedness are incompatible. Meaningful achievement depends on lifting one's sights and pushing toward the horizon. - Daniel H. Pink

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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