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Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

I paid too heavy a price for perestroika. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else. - Booker T Washington

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it, sometimes three. - Alexandre Dumas

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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