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Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald


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