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Life's Choices

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Life's Choices thanks to Barry McCartney

It's your choice - life or fun

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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis. - Humphrey Bogart

Our lives are a sum total of the choices we have made. - Wayne Dyer

Biography is the mesh through which real life escapes. - Tom Stoppard

Sometimes the wrong choices lead us to the right places. - Unknown

I am who I am today because of the choices I made yesterday. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung

In a story you had to find a reason, but real life gets on very well without even Freudian motivations. - Anthony Burgess

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world... but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices. - John Green

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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