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Life Is Beautiful

Young Canadian artist's quick sketch for lasting effect

Life Is Beautiful thanks to Brianna Lakey

A rose of many colours

the Joe-kster supports the exceptional artwork of young artist Brianna Lakey

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Life is not for everyone. - Michael O'Donoghue

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

The great consolation in life is to say what one thinks. - Voltaire

He's even smaller in real life than he is on the track. - David Coleman

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? - Vincent Van Gogh

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

Life is like Tetris: if it doesn't fit, just flip it over. - Sabine Hein

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up. - Ambrose Bierce

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. - Winston Churchill

The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, serenely, divinely aware. - Henry Miller

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

We become happier, much happier, when we realize life is an opportunity rather than an obligation. - Mary Augustine

I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up. - George Costanza

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people actually do what they know. Knowing is not enough! You must take action. - Anthony Robbins

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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