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Life Is Beautiful

Young Canadian artist's quick sketch for lasting effect

Life Is Beautiful thanks to Brianna Lakey

A rose of many colours

the Joe-kster supports the exceptional artwork of young artist Brianna Lakey

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Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

A writer's life is the ideal life. - P G Wodehouse

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

I want my life to be something more than long. - Pippin

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

The great consolation in life is to say what one thinks. - Voltaire

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

Begin at once to live, and count each day as a separate life. - Seneca

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. - Ogden Nash

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

A spouse or partner should enhance your life, not be your life; your life is your own. - Sukhi Burgen

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard

The power is detested, and miserable the life, of him who wishes to be feared rather than to be loved. - Cornelius Nepos

In a story you had to find a reason, but real life gets on very well without even Freudian motivations. - Anthony Burgess

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

One thing I carried my whole life, especially from my grandparents in Chicago, was a huge idealism for the world. - Abigail Washburn

How we think about life's hard knocks can actually determine their impact on us more than the events themselves. - David Hazard

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life is to know when to forego an advantage. - Benjamin Disraeli

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha


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Don't Get Your Head In A Knot

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Water Short

Post Research

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