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Life Is Beautiful

Young Canadian artist's quick sketch for lasting effect

Life Is Beautiful thanks to Brianna Lakey

A rose of many colours

the Joe-kster supports the exceptional artwork of young artist Brianna Lakey

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Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

You live your life as if it's real. - Leonard Cohen

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

There are no regrets in life, just lessons. - Jennifer Aniston

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Your life is a reflection of your thoughts. Think well. - Danielle Pierre

Live your life so that whenever you lose you are ahead. - Will Rogers

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Don't take life too seriously; it's not permanent. - Unknown

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

Paragorically, I will not let you ever talk about our sex life. - Archie Bunker

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first. - Ginger Rogers

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

If there's at least one person you've helped in life, then your life has been worthwhile. - L. Sydney Abel

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life, but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations. - Zig Ziglar

You should run your life not by the calendar but how you feel, and what you're interests are and ambitions. - John Glenn

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people actually do what they know. Knowing is not enough! You must take action. - Anthony Robbins

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary - it's an act of infinite optimism. - Gilda Radner

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien


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