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Let 'Er Rip

The down side of being an elephant veterinarian

Let 'Er Rip thanks to Keith Blake

Being flatulent at the zoo

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Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut


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