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Less Is More

Is everything becoming less, or are our hopes end-less?

Less Is More thanks to Alana Turner

Welcome to the 21st Century

Did you hear about the guy who went to a shopping store and saw a sign that read, '$8 or Less'?
So he changed his name to Les.
Are you speech-Les?

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History is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Sir Francis Bacon

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions. - Victor Hugo

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. - George Herbert

If you think you have no faults, that makes one more. - Jack Hampasch

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it. - Moliere

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Eat what? There’s nothing here! Gandhi ate more than this! - Robin Williams

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. - Scott Elledge

Irish Americans are no more Irish than Black Americans are Africans. - Bob Geldof

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

I'm a little worried... Brave New World seems a bit more real everyday. - Solange Nicole

Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves. - Henri Frederic Amiel

We are all selfish and I no more trust myself than others with a good motive. - Lord Byron

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

Arguing, after all, is less about seeking truth than about overcoming opposing views. - Sharon Begley

Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less. - Norman Mailer

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

If at first you don't succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant. - Unknown

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

The future will be what it will, and fretting about it will only make your fears more likely to come true. - Christopher Paolini

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

The truth is, I do indulge myself a little the more in pleasure, knowing that this is the proper age of my life to do it. - Samuel Pepys

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. - Neil Gaiman

Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts. - Roberta Flack

Be known for pleasing others, espcecially if you govern them... Ruling others has one advantage: you can do more good than anyone else. - Baltasar Gracian

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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