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Less Is More

Is everything becoming less, or are our hopes end-less?

Less Is More thanks to Alana Turner

Welcome to the 21st Century

Did you hear about the guy who went to a shopping store and saw a sign that read, '$8 or Less'?
So he changed his name to Les.
Are you speech-Les?

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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Nothing is more terrifying than fearlessness. - Cornelia Funke

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

Swift justice demands more than just swiftness. - Potter Stewart

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

Living with a saint is more grueling than being one. - Robert Neville

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it. - Bill Cosby

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo

Put more in than you take out, and it will never run dry. - Joe Segal

He led his regiment from behind. He found it less exciting. - W.S. Gilbert

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one. - David LaChapelle

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

I'm a little worried... Brave New World seems a bit more real everyday. - Solange Nicole

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. - Judith Martin

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

In other men, taste for slaughter sometimes loses its force. In Constantius it became more violent. - Ammianus Marcellinus

If at first you don't succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant. - Unknown

It takes less time to do something right the first time, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Unknown

When a generation talks just to itself, it becomes more filled with folly than it might have otherwise. - Stewart Brand

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

How we think about life's hard knocks can actually determine their impact on us more than the events themselves. - David Hazard

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

There's nothing in this world more instinctively abhorrent to me than finding myself in agreement with my fellow humans. - Lou Holtz

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus


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