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High expectations are the key to everything. - Sam Walton

My best code is written with the delete key. - Unknown

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things. - Susan Miller

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker

Nothing bad can happen if you haven't hit the Send key. - David Shipley and Will Schwalbe in Send

"To Start Press Any Key." Where's the ANY key? - Homer Simpson

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. - Lao Tzu

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key. - the Eagles

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

The key is not the will to win. Everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important. - Bobby Knight

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts


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