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Left Handed Cup

Finding a niche in Left-Handed products

Left Handed Cup thanks to Howard Chapman

Left-handed mornings go better with a personalized cup of coffee

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Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Is there no manners left among maids? - William Shakespeare

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

War does not determine who is right - only who is left. - Bertrand Russell

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

If your cup is only half full, you probably need a different bra. - Shae Aaron

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. - Steven Wright

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. - Confucius

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle. - Abraham Lincoln

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left. - Oscar Levant

A memory is what is left when something happens and does not completely unhappen. - Edward de Bono

I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steroids. - Milton Berle

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first. - Unknown

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Let's continue to stand up for those who are vulnerable to being left out or marginalized. - Hillary Clinton

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup. - Unknown

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in. - Brendan Behan

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." - Steven Wright

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

A designer knows that he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de St-Expurey

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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