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Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

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Every disease is a physician. - Irish Proverb

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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