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Lawn Mowing Neighbour

Working around obstacles on the lawn

Lawn Mowing Neighbour thanks to Howard Chapman

Waking up to the sound of yard work

How do you achieve a great-looking lawn in Australia? You need a lawn mower that's easy to operate and a good fit for your neighbour's yard. Whether it's the classic look of a manual reel lawn mower, or one that has all the features of a gas-powered unit, choose a trusted brand that Howard can recommend to his Down Under friends!

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As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor


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