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Law of Emotion

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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Useless laws weaken necessary laws. - Charles de Secondat

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

The most decisive actions of lie are most often unconsidered actions. - Andre Gide

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

The laws of probability - so true in general, so fallacious in particular. - Edward Gibbon

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

One does not, by knowing all the physical laws as we know them today, immediately obtain an understanding of anything much. - Richard Feynman

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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