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Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology. - Red Auerbach

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

The only way I can distinguish proper from improper fractions is by their actions. - Ogden Nash

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind, but great actions speak to all mankind. - Emily P. Bissell

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon


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