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Law of Emotion

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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Useless laws weaken necessary laws. - Charles de Secondat

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

You're breakin' about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen. - Archie Bunker

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. - Otto von Bismarck

Actions prove who someone is; words just prove who they want to be. - Unknown

The most decisive actions of lie are most often unconsidered actions. - Andre Gide

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The only way I can distinguish proper from improper fractions is by their actions. - Ogden Nash

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind, but great actions speak to all mankind. - Emily P. Bissell

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois


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