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Lard Family

Rediscover the lost art of cooking with lard

Lard Family thanks to Roy Taylor

Better for your health than fake, processed vegetable oils

Baking with Lard Recipes
a supplement to nutritious roadkill entrées
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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Mark Twain

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others. - Albert Camus

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie

I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami


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