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Lard Family

Rediscover the lost art of cooking with lard

Lard Family thanks to Roy Taylor

Better for your health than fake, processed vegetable oils

Baking with Lard Recipes
a supplement to nutritious roadkill entrées
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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

The happy people are those who are producing something. - William Ralph Inge

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you. - David Burns

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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