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Lard Family

Rediscover the lost art of cooking with lard

Lard Family thanks to Roy Taylor

Better for your health than fake, processed vegetable oils

Baking with Lard Recipes
a supplement to nutritious roadkill entrées
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If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy

Three happy words: Paid in Full - Joe-kster

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others. - Albert Camus

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

We are no longer happy, so soon as we wish to be happier. - Walter Savage Landor

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie


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