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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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