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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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