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Kiosk Hours

Restricting flexible hours of business

Kiosk Hours thanks to Dave Loewen

A sign that you're in Africa

Where business shopping hours are almost flexible

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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Talk to a man about himself, and he will listen for hours. - Benjamin Disraeli

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

There are half hours that dilate to the importance of centuries. - Mary Catherwood

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

That which one fears, one typically won't embrace with open arms. - Morgan Rhodes

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. - Arthur Hays Sulzberger

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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