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Kiosk Hours

Restricting flexible hours of business

Kiosk Hours thanks to Dave Loewen

A sign that you're in Africa

Where business shopping hours are almost flexible

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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

A committee is a group that takes minutes and wastes hours. - Unknown

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

That which one fears, one typically won't embrace with open arms. - Morgan Rhodes

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

The world is an oyster, but you don't crack it open on a mattress. - Arthur Miller

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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