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Kiosk Hours

Restricting flexible hours of business

Kiosk Hours thanks to Dave Loewen

A sign that you're in Africa

Where business shopping hours are almost flexible

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A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late. - William Shakespeare

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Talk to a man about himself, and he will listen for hours. - Benjamin Disraeli

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

There are half hours that dilate to the importance of centuries. - Mary Catherwood

It isn't the hours you put in, but what you put IN the hours. - Unknown

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

The world is an oyster, but you don't crack it open on a mattress. - Arthur Miller

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

I don't consider myself a heavy drinker, I often go hours without touching a drop. - Noel Coward

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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