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Kiosk Hours

Restricting flexible hours of business

Kiosk Hours thanks to Dave Loewen

A sign that you're in Africa

Where business shopping hours are almost flexible

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Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

A committee is a group that takes minutes and wastes hours. - Unknown

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars. - Archie Bunker

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

On average it takes 10,000 hours of practice to truly master a skill. - Malcolm Gladwell

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

The world is an oyster, but you don't crack it open on a mattress. - Arthur Miller

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge. - Thomas Brackett Reed

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Europe is the force that prevents hate from being eternal. We must open our hearts to this new Europe. - Jean-Pierre Raffarin

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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