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Pondering life's early lessons

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Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

The thinking man's crumpet. - Frank Muir

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

When all think alike, no one is thinking very much. - Walter Lippmann

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. - Steven Wright

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Self-worth comes from one thing – thinking that you are worthy. - Unknown

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will. - Zig Ziglar

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any. - Alice Walker

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking and do something no one else is doing. - Bob McLaren

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. - Billy Connolly

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson


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