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Just Divorced

At least he's left with a car

Just Divorced thanks to Keith Blake

He seems happy

Just Divorced thanks to Keith Blake

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Divorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson


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