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I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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