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What would John The Baptist think of today's marketplace?
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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy


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