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Commercialism is doing well in Arab-controlled Bethlehem

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What would John The Baptist think of today's marketplace?
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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille


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