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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump


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