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I've Got Your Back

Lending too much of a helping hand

I've Got Your Back thanks to Howard Chapman

Kindness starts in our hearts and springs out into the world through our actions, unless you're a stickman

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Never confuse motion with action. - Benjamin Franklin

Largess, smalless, any kind of ess. - Archie Bunker

In a world where you can be anything, be kind. - Unknown

Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue. - Garibaldi

Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. - Henri Louis Bergson

Commitment leads to action. Action brings your dream closer. - Marcia Wieder

Your mind will give back to you exactly what you put into it. - James Joyce

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. - Mark Twain

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness. - Confucius

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

When you cannot make up your mind between two evenly balanced courses of action, choose the bolder. - Unknown

You may never know what results come of your action, but if you do nothing there will be no result. - Mahatma Gandhi

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

As it is more blessed to give than receive, so it must be more blessed to receive than to give back. - Robert Frost

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

That's the kind of thing people always thinking. They always got to see some sort of scary thing in everything. - S.D. Crockett

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

Obey the voice within - it commands us to give of ourselves and help others. As long as we have the capacity to give, we are alive. - Kirk Douglas

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true. - Oscar Wilde

There is overwhelming evidence that the higher the level of self-esteem, the more likely one will treat others with respect, kindness, and generosity. - Nathaniel Branden


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