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I've Got Your Back

Lending too much of a helping hand

I've Got Your Back thanks to Howard Chapman

Kindness starts in our hearts and springs out into the world through our actions, unless you're a stickman

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Kindness is wisdom. - Phillip J. Bailey

My back hurts. I think I over-schlepped. - George Carlin

If you can't be kind, at least be vague. - Judith Martin

The great end of life is not knowledge but action. - Thomas Henry Huxley

I just want to get back to the shape I'm in now. - Jamie Baulch

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

Distant relatives are the best kind, and the further the better. - Frank McKinney

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - the Joe-kster

Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind, but great actions speak to all mankind. - Emily P. Bissell

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. - W H Auden

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

The everyday kindness of the back roads more than makes up for the acts of greed in the headlines. - Charles Kuralt

When you cannot make up your mind between two evenly balanced courses of action, choose the bolder. - Unknown

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

However brilliant an action may be, it should not be accounted great when it is not the result of a great purpose. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

The best portion of a good man's life;
His little nameless, unremembered acts
Of kindness and of love. - William Wordsworth

Ask any decent person what he thinks matters most in human conduct: five to one his answer will be "kindness." - Kenneth Clark

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back. - Wally Lamb


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