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I've Got Your Back

Lending too much of a helping hand

I've Got Your Back thanks to Howard Chapman

Kindness starts in our hearts and springs out into the world through our actions, unless you're a stickman

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An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory. - Friedrich Engels

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

In our leisure we reveal what kind of people we are. - Ovid

A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad. - Donald Trump

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Truth and right are above utility in all realms of thought and action. - Charles William Eliot

Forgive your enemies - if you can't get back at them any other way. - Franklin P. Jones

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

It is the mark of a good action that it appears inevitable in retrospect. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

You cannot teach humans anything. You can only help them discover it within themselves. - Galileo

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back. - Unknown

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

As it is more blessed to give than receive, so it must be more blessed to receive than to give back. - Robert Frost

Never do today what you can do tomorrow. Something may occur to make you regret your premature action. - Aaron Burr

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Alzheimer's disease starts when a protein that should be folded up properly misfolds into a kind of demented origami. - Gregory Petsko

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Obey the voice within - it commands us to give of ourselves and help others. As long as we have the capacity to give, we are alive. - Kirk Douglas

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

If we treat people as they are, we make them worse. If we treat people as they ought to be, we help them become what they are capable of becoming. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

When you're an actor, you do a lot of the same kind of thing. It's great when someone gets you to do something that's a little surprising. - Christopher Walken

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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