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It's Play Time!

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It's Play Time! thanks to Liz Ward, Squamish, B.C.

The trick is to tire them out first...

Some babies just don't have enough time to sleep away their lives
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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. - Oscar Wilde

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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