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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell


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