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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown

If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now. - Salman Rushdie

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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