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Instant Karma

Stress survival for house-bound mechanics

Instant Karma thanks to Jim Serritella

Tell me again how he broke his collarbone?

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Keep calm and let Karma finish it. - Unknown

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Unknown

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedic. - Shannon Ryan

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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