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Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

I do desire we may be better strangers. - William Shakespeare

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Our patience will achieve more than our force. - Edmund Burke

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

The best way to predict the future is to invent it. - Alan Kay

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

The desire to conquer is itself a sort of subjection. - George Eliot

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? - Vincent Van Gogh

Patience has its limits. Take it too far and it's cowardice. - George Jackson

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Defeat is never fatal. Victory is never final. It's courage that counts. - Winston Churchill

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein

Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. - Napoleon Hill

Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - L. Frank Baum

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie


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