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Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Ambition can creep as well as soar. - Edmund Burke

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

I do desire we may be better strangers. - William Shakespeare

Ambition is not a vice of little people. - Michel de Montaigne

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

The lower the Lattitude, the better the Attitude. - Unknown

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul Valery

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

Honesty first; then courage; then brains - and all are indispensable. - Theodore Roosevelt

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Observation, Reason, Human Understanding, Courage; these make the physician. - Martin H. Fischer

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

All great and honorable actions are accompanied with great difficulties, and both must be enterprised and overcome with answerable courage. - William Bradford

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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