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Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

What we are doing is in the interest of everybody, bar possibly the consumer. - Unknown

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

I'm a consumer as well. I go to the movies with my popcorn and believe everything I see. - Kelly Lynch

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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